Saturday, December 22, 2012

Finals, Hobbitez and The Game of Thornes. More news at 11

God fucking damn it I am so happy that finals are over. I'm sick and tired of waking up at 6:30. I was also getting closer and closer to throwing one of my dolls at my grandmother every morning. On a side note, my dolls no long sleep in the same bed as me. Nope only my three pillow pets, wallabe, and my stuffed Charmander. Also I bought the awesomest dress ever. Check this shit out,



Gorgeous. I cant be pretty til Christmas....dammit.  So, anyway,last Sunday I went with my boyfriends family and him to see "The Hobbit" It was incredible! But here's one this that happened that pissed me off to no end. This has nothing to do with the movie, but with the boyfriend in question. Now, I'm the type of person who went I have to sit for three hours....I gotta keep my hand busy or I get fidgety and talkative...its a mess. Luckily for me, we smuggled in there really long licorice laces. So what did I do, I braided a shit-load into one long rope. I don't know how..But somehow this was a major sign I was bored and I wanted my face to be sucked off. I swear, sometimes I need to taze my boyfriend to get him the fuck off me. Enough about him, The Hobbit gets a 10 in my book only cause Thorin Oakensheild
Looks an awful lot like my favorite character in "Game Of Thrones" Daenerys' husband Khal Drago! :D
See? Of course you do, braid his beard and some guyliner on Thorin, you got Khal Drago.
Anyway Im gonna get fat and rant about how much I hate christmas but I love being greedy. See you all in Hell...



Creep it reel,
Zelda.



Friday, December 14, 2012

Meh.

Hi, I'm Zelda. I'm here to rant and chew bubble gum. An I'm all out of gum. Heres ten facts about me to get started;
1.I hate people. Yeah I know, I despise the human race.
2.I prefer dolls over people. Sounds bad don't it? Yeah well I enjoy doll-loving or appreciative people.
3.I like video games.....Moving on.
4.If  I offend you, or make you cry, dont come whining to me. Tough luck. I'm heartless I dont give a shit.
5.I swear, ALOT. Meh.
6.If you have a face I'll touch it..(aka I'm a perv)
7.Dudes over bitches.(I prefer dudes over girl)
8.Food is my bestfriend.
9.I dont have alot of friends and I prefer it that way. For personal reasons.
10.Dustin is my idiot (loveable) boyfriend, He will be mentioned alot.
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Rant #1

Ok yeah I just said I was heartless...but my heart (or whats left of it) is broken. I am NOT happy. Everyone wants to see my happy. But as of when I got home from school, I AM NOT HAPPY.

DOES THIS LOOK HAPPY?????? DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING HAPPY?
Now, you maybe asking yourself, is all this swearing nessiary?
....Well....WAS WALKING INTO A GOD DAMN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FULL OF KIDS AGE 5-10 AND KILLING 28 FUCKING NECESSARY?! Because why...?....**Reading the newest report.**...oh....you...had...a little tiff....with you rmother........heh...heheh...HEHEH....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 Ya know what I do when a little tiff with my mother? NOTHING BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T HAVE A MOM. But if I did...I wouldn't go into a fuckin' school and open fire. I'd hide in my room and sulk then come out late and apologize for being a DUMB ASS. ...So for you uhh....whats your...name? Oh uh Adam Lanza? You, sir, MAY ROT IN HELL. Yeah I'm not a huge fan of small children but killing them over a tiff with Mommy? FUCK YOU. Piece of shit.





Well it's midnight, I'm gonna go get me a juice...snuggle up with my blankie an go nap-nap

Creep-it-Reel
Zelda.