Friday, December 14, 2012

Meh.

Hi, I'm Zelda. I'm here to rant and chew bubble gum. An I'm all out of gum. Heres ten facts about me to get started;
1.I hate people. Yeah I know, I despise the human race.
2.I prefer dolls over people. Sounds bad don't it? Yeah well I enjoy doll-loving or appreciative people.
3.I like video games.....Moving on.
4.If  I offend you, or make you cry, dont come whining to me. Tough luck. I'm heartless I dont give a shit.
5.I swear, ALOT. Meh.
6.If you have a face I'll touch it..(aka I'm a perv)
7.Dudes over bitches.(I prefer dudes over girl)
8.Food is my bestfriend.
9.I dont have alot of friends and I prefer it that way. For personal reasons.
10.Dustin is my idiot (loveable) boyfriend, He will be mentioned alot.
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Rant #1

Ok yeah I just said I was heartless...but my heart (or whats left of it) is broken. I am NOT happy. Everyone wants to see my happy. But as of when I got home from school, I AM NOT HAPPY.

DOES THIS LOOK HAPPY?????? DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING HAPPY?
Now, you maybe asking yourself, is all this swearing nessiary?
....Well....WAS WALKING INTO A GOD DAMN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FULL OF KIDS AGE 5-10 AND KILLING 28 FUCKING NECESSARY?! Because why...?....**Reading the newest report.**...oh....you...had...a little tiff....with you rmother........heh...heheh...HEHEH....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 Ya know what I do when a little tiff with my mother? NOTHING BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T HAVE A MOM. But if I did...I wouldn't go into a fuckin' school and open fire. I'd hide in my room and sulk then come out late and apologize for being a DUMB ASS. ...So for you uhh....whats your...name? Oh uh Adam Lanza? You, sir, MAY ROT IN HELL. Yeah I'm not a huge fan of small children but killing them over a tiff with Mommy? FUCK YOU. Piece of shit.





Well it's midnight, I'm gonna go get me a juice...snuggle up with my blankie an go nap-nap

Creep-it-Reel
Zelda.

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